Why is it that all cars are women?" he asked. "Because they're fussy and demanding, " answered Zee. "Because if they were men, they'd sit around and complain instead of getting the job done, " I told him.

Patricia Briggs
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Question: why do all cars start with the letter, G. Answer:Gremlins.

Source: Silver Borne

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